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Al Roberts longs for the good old days, Sue longs for greener pastures and Monkey, Monkey longs for Al to keep his inner monologue to himself. All in all, a lot of longing for part 1.

In today’s webisode we learn that money is defined as a piece of paper crawling with germs. You can’t spend it when your dead, but someone can take it out of your pocket and spend it for you.

The number one cause of hearing loss is revealed, an early form of cruise control is invented and Charles Haskel becomes the first person to ever bore himself to death. Al picks up a beautiful hitchhiker only to find out that she has … wait for it… hearing loss; an ominous beginning to a road trip.

Al Roberts begins his road trip, and it’s not one of the Kumbaya sing along variety. In Hollywood, Al and Vera quite nearly sell Haskel’s buggy, only the invention of invisible ink saves them from making a big mistake. Now they’re free to make even bigger mistakes!

Shoes and matching purses made from endangered reptiles, who wouldn’t start a crime spree for goods like that? And if that isn’t enough reason to get involved in lawlessness, Al recites 4 more compelling reasons for a life of crime.