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Director Kenneth Valiant is none to pleased with the new actor that is hired. Frank Bigelow interrupts a police investigation to report his own murder and the whole show barely makes it to scene 2.

The plot thickens into a gelatinous mass when Frank Bigelow finds out he’s a goner; he spends the rest of the movie searching for the meaning of the word “gelatinous”. Montgomery Shaw starts a running sight gag; is it funny? It’s bathroom humor, of course it is!

Miss Foster crumples under pressure… and can’t get enough of it! Frank discovers that Marla Rakubian is packing more than just a rod. Majak tickles the ivories while Chester is mortally wounded by a drinking implement and the 3rd rule of “movie time space” is violated… but not enough to stop the show.

The jig is up for Mrs. Philips when a famous 17th century physicist contributes to the death of her husband, and no, I will not define the word “jig”. To no one’s surprise, the worst gunplay since The Maltese, Maltese upsets Ken Valiant  and Frank Bigelow’s day gets about as bad as a day can get.